What the hell is this? In the middle of an article about the UK pulling troops from the streets of Basra, FAUX news actually has this paragraph (I am not making this up):

Elsewhere, a roadside bomb hit a U.S. convoy in southern Baghdad, killing one soldier and wounding six others Wednesday. Suspected insurgents gunned down at least eight Iraqis in four separate attacks Thursday, officials said.

That is paragraph three, folks. Forget the lack of journalistic integrity, that is simply poor writing. My fifth grade teacher wouldn’t have let me go outside of topic like that, and she was a pothead…