I can’t believe this. I take one day off and nobody posts. You’re all fired. Especially you, Dave.

Ok, so we weren’t on the ball today. So here’s a few stories that you may have missed:

N. Korea negotiates nuclear halt

Al Qaeda proves dial-up is slow

America’s priorities are, as always, straight

Frist protestors’ motivation a mystery; too hard to choose

British storm Basra prison

That should tide you over for the night and morning (hopefully). We’ll be back tomorrow with a new motivated staff…