Jaded Times

Just taking a quick moment to sum up my views on the presidential race news. I’ll break it down in small parts:

To all the candidates, especially those in congress: the race is a year away. GET BACK TO WORK. This country needs you to do your jobs, not campaign.

To Hilary Clinton: Nobody cares about your marriage, your views on Obama, or what conversation you want to start. GET BACK TO WORK.

To Obama: Be the better man than Kerry and ignore the mudslinging. Oh yeah, and GET BACK TO WORK.

To Fox News: Nobody cares where Obama went to grade school. Try focusing on, oh say, the last 20 years of his life. Oh, and please STOP WORKING. And maybe replace Hannity with Chuck Norris permanently, it would be cool to see him drop-kick Colmes.

So, to sum up: all of you shut the fuck up and do your jobs. This has been your Jaded Times PSA.

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