A couple weeks back, the fine folks over at onegoodmove.org posted this great video of former childhood star and devout crazy person Kirk Cameron’s “Way of the Master” or “Wave of the Major” or “Whatever who cares you sick little freak”. So, according to the Major, the banana was designed, by god, to fit perfectly in the hand and mouth of man? The design, of the banana, fits perfectly in the human mouth because almighty god wanted those two shapes to, um, interact? Careful, Major Heely, that’s the sort of idea that leads to bigtoed constitutional amendments and impeachment trials…

Oh, Kirk. How we miss the good old days of you and, well, Boner (couldn’t resist, sorry folks).


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