Pope urges humility (but just for Easter). Thanks, Pope!

Ninjas kick ass. Sort of.

Grand jury wastes taxpayers’ dollars. Here’s a hint, guys: lying about things like, oh, blowjobs and steroid use? Maybe not the best use of your time. Think treason, murder, and the thing blackberries grow on. You’ll get it eventually.

At least someone’s getting nailed.

Baghdad–still peaceful. Thanks to us, god, and our glorious leader.

Russia deports trekkers. Shatner unavailable for comment.

The lord’s wrath descends on Iowa.

California too.

And little girls.

And SUVs. It’s almost like He’s pissed that we’re glorifying the murder of his son. Or something.

Women’s deoderant hot item for Afgahnis. You really gotta work to get that one.

Happy Friday!


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