Agents of the malevolent organization “SCIENCE” (Society to Counteract Intelligent Education for Neo-Conservative Evangelists) released a new weapon, something they call a “fact”, on Thursday in their war against almighty God. The “fact”? The much touted missing link in human evolution:

Until now, what scientists had were snapshots of human evolution scattered around the world. Finding everything all in one general area makes those snapshots more of a mini home movie of evolution.

Movie, huh? We wish the SCIENCE bastards luck competing with such God classics as “The Passion of the Christ” and the “Left Behind” series, starring God spokesman Kirk Cameron.

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