Jaded Times

Free “alternative-to-sleazy-dating-sites” Myspace announced today that it would go to great lengths to ensure that parents need not involve themselves in their children’s lives. The announcement follows strict criticism from lazy liberal and religious nut conservative parents alike that the site was not doing enough to protect their children, and will include various steps such as children safety ads.

The company has also announced it will appoint a security czar to oversee child safety.

One can only hope that this move allows American parents to continue ignoring their obligation to raise and educate their children, thus allowing more time to view spin-offs of CSI and Law and Order (the former of which is planning a new serial CSI: Myspace for fall 2006).

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