Don’t be a naysayer!
Ok be one . . . I don’t really know how I feel about about this either. I mean hell yeah, sure I remember when only assholes had cellphones. But I think we’ve really turned the corner on that concept, cuz now puppies can have them too. And they’re awesome! (even if companies finding yet another way to push a material products on us isn’t)

Some components of the dog cell phone are big brotherish:

The PetCell will also have an option called GeoFence that will alert owners whenever their dog wanders beyond preset parameters, and built-in temperature sensors to indicate if the dog is too hot or cold.

Now of course I don’t want Fido to get lost either, but I sure wouldn’t want someone monitoring my parameters; I need to freely roam a wide quadrilateral area so let’s hope that this option is not misused.

The phones are not quite ready for Garfield’ use.

One obvious user is left out of this calling plan. At 3 inches long, the PetCell is too unwieldy for your average feline.

But I’m sure it will be soon. My cat is very vocal and gifted with a wide vocabulary so I’m surprised he hasn’t designed one yet; though he’s pretty much a homebody so he finds landlines fulfill his needs.

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