Jaded Times

David Cross posted an open letter to Larry the Cable Guy on the Mr. Show site. The letter, apparently a response to an attack “Larry” made in his recent book, was intended to clear up a few misconceptions that he was apparently operating under:

I mean you, Dan Whitney, the guy who’s name the bank account is under. You were born and raised in Nebraska (hardly The South), went to private school and moved to Florida when you were 16…on page 89 you say in reference to the “gee-shucks” millionaire comment, “…see, to his (David’s) mind, bein’ well paid means I’m no longer real and I can’t be a country boy anymore. It’s just an act.” Hey, it’s always been an act! That’s my fucking point! You admit it yourself so cut the indignation shit.

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